May 15, 2009

Friday Humour...

-- A married woman writes to a technical support guy --

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Married Woman

Tech Support Reply -

Dear Married M'am,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 under any circumstances (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Source: My friend's email.


  1. Hehehehe, verry funny!!! tru to this date!!!!!

  2. Ha ha you mad emy day, i am bursting out with laughter.
    I am sure going to show this to hubby when he comes home andalso going to send it to my girlfriends.
    Really really a good one this is.

  3. Lol sri...Thats a nice one..

  4. The rants of married women cannot be summed up more appropriately than this, and i am amazed that a technical GUY had answered like this....are there such guys around ,who can understand Women problems and can explain things so perfectly ;-)
    Well i am now exhausted by bye for now and if you have some more letters like these, do share :-)

  5. Oh yeah these so true although I havent undergone something like this but have seen a subtle improvement here... But my friends who had a great time ahead of their wedding keep nagging their husbands... Hope its not gonna be a long way to reach the tech support on my side :)

  6. That was hilarious. I couldnt stop giggling. Thanks for sharing. I just emailed my hubby dear. But I would love to see his face while reading though, I couldnt wait until evening. hehehe.

  7. Since I am techie too... i really loved this post. Really funny... I will send this across to some of my friends too :-)


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